tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluablebear:

Some girl named Amelia, you know human’s are very good workers. I heard they’re cheap too. *struggles as he drags Cedar sapling to the door*

Ooh! I love human workers! Where can I find this “Amelia”? 

*Mumbles* Come on, Curt! Use those muscles you bought from me for 40,000 bells!

You know humans, she’s probably somewhere hitting a rock with a shovel. I always catch them doing that sort of thing fuzzball. Doesn’t seem very productive, but you know… she’s only a human *shrugs*

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

I don’t really work for anyone, fuzzball… But I could tell you of someone who might.

*Snaps out of trance and pays attention* Whom?

Some girl named Amelia, you know human’s are very good workers. I heard they’re cheap too. *struggles as he drags Cedar sapling to the door*

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

*grabs the cedar sapling closest to him*

Well… that’s not me. I actually get complaints of how bad a citizen I am, fuzzball. I hang the notices on my wall like diplomas.

Change your act or you’ll be in debt to me! *Thinks of swimming in money*

I don’t really work for anyone, fuzzball… But I could tell you of someone who might.

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

No, I’ll just take one. *hands over 250 bells*

If you’re so interested in our town’s welfare why don’t you plant the spare trees you got there, fuzzball?

*Happily accepts the bells*

I don’t have time to leave this shop. Plus, I need a good citizen to go out and do it for me. One that knows everyone really well, able to post bulletins in town, and will do the hard work for me. I need to make a profit from selling these trees so I can keep my rip off store running.

*grabs the cedar sapling closest to him*

Well… that’s not me. I actually get complaints of how bad a citizen I am, fuzzball. I hang the notices on my wall like diplomas.

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

I just want one though… How much would a single sapling be?

*Slightly angry* 250 bells. Are you sure you wouldn’t like to buy three? It will help our town.

No, I’ll just take one. *hands over 250 bells*

If you’re so interested in our town’s welfare why don’t you plant the spare trees you got there, fuzzball?

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

You got a ceder sapling? I could use one of those…

*mumbles: hopefully it’s under 500 bells*

Yeah, I’ve got three of ‘em.  It’s your lucky day; you can buy all three of them for 750 bells!

I just want one though… How much would a single sapling be?

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear:

tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear replied to your post: Hey Nook! I have an inventory full of Sea bass, how much you willing to give me for the lot?!

WHAT FUZZBALL! But I have 15 whole sea bass! That’s not worth more than 75?!

We’ve been over this, buddy! Only 500!

*grumbles: Stupid raccoon* *hands over 15 sea bass for 500*

So what you have in stock today? Got any fossils or classic furniture?

*Greedily takes the bells* *Mumbles* I will be having bass tonight!

I have the usual flowers and trees to plant, everything else was sold.

You better buy something, now that you’re already here.

You got a ceder sapling? I could use one of those…

*mumbles: hopefully it’s under 500 bells*

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tomnookthetroll:

mostvaluedbear replied to your post: Hey Nook! I have an inventory full of Sea bass, how much you willing to give me for the lot?!

WHAT FUZZBALL! But I have 15 whole sea bass! That’s not worth more than 75?!

We’ve been over this, buddy! Only 500!

*grumbles: Stupid raccoon* *hands over 15 sea bass for 500*

So what you have in stock today? Got any fossils or classic furniture?

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